Butthurt Report Files

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Butthurt Complaint #23

Name of Complainant:
Anders

Name of Whomever Caused the Butthurt:
kimse

Date That You Experienced the Butthurt:
25.06

Time That You Experienced the Butthurt:
19

Where Did the Butthurt Occur?:
[x] Message Board or Other Forum Post

Please Tell Us More About the Incident of Butthurt:
[x] Someone posted a cartoon or drawing that I didn’t like
[x] Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry

Were there tears?:
Yes

Was there permanent mental scarring from the Butthurt?:
Yes

Was there lost sleep from the Butthurt?:
Yes

Did you miss work or arrive late to work due to the Butthurt?:
Yes

Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while?:
Yes

Were there any emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes?:
Yes

Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?:
Yes

Please Tell Us More About the Person Who Caused the Butthurt:
[x] They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot on their own front porch.

Did You Take Any Action Yourself Regarding the Butthurt?:
[x] I used a spam program to send them multiple flame emails.

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