Name of Complainant:
@jaykelly26

Name of Whomever Caused the Butthurt:
@AyeshaKazmi

Date That You Experienced the Butthurt:
6/24/2012

Time That You Experienced the Butthurt:
4:30ish PM EST

Where Did the Butthurt Occur?:
[x] Facebook or Other Social Networking Comment Thread
[x] LOLCat

Please Tell Us More About the Incident of Butthurt:
[x] I asked for critique of something I created and got it

Were there tears?:
Yes

Was there permanent mental scarring from the Butthurt?:
Yes

Was there lost sleep from the Butthurt?:
Yes

Did you miss work or arrive late to work due to the Butthurt?:
No

Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while?:
Yes

Were there any emergency phone calls or text messages that cost you minutes?:
No

Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?:
No

Please Tell Us More About the Person Who Caused the Butthurt:
[x] They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and left on a desert island. With no internet.
[x] I should be given access to all of their personal information, so that I can stalk them.
(Other): NYAN.CAT

Did You Take Any Action Yourself Regarding the Butthurt?:
[x] I organized a DDOS attack on their server/website.
[x] I got all my friends together and organized a flamewar.

Additional Comments:
“Exhibits

A) https://twitter.com/jaykelly26/status/216987967342915585

B) https://twitter.com/AyeshaKazmi/status/216998849137491968

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A Note from the Butthurt Report Files Crew:
We love that Butthurt Report filings are now being used as threats! :D